Dork Diaries 9 by Rachel Renée Russell

Author:Rachel Renée Russell
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Aladdin
Published: 2015-06-02T00:00:00+00:00

YOU, EXTERMINATING ROCK STARS AT THE GRAMMYS!

Just thinking about all of this makes me so mad I could just . . .

SCREEEEEEEAM! !!

But I’m not going to get MAD!!

I’m going to get EVEN! !!

By helping YOU with your Miss Know-It-All column!

And to show you what a great job I’m doing, every day I’ll share a few of my favorite SUPER-MEAN letters.

TOODLES!

SATURDAY, APRIL 19

Dear Nikki,

OMG! Yesterday I thought I was going to EXPLODE with excitement! You will NEVER believe what actually happened!

No, I didn’t go to the mall and buy you a new wardrobe to replace the tacky clothing you purchased on clearance at Rite-Aim.

Don’t LIE to me, Nikki!!

I swear! I saw YOUR JEANS right next to the adult diapers display when I stopped by there to pick up more lip gloss!

Okay, so remember that advice letter I wrote and sent to MASSIVELY CRUDDY FRIEND?

Well, Nikki, guess what I saw taped to your locker right before biology class?! And guess WHO it was from?!

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